WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? ACTUALLY…
not to brag, but I may be the only person who makes sure you can.
you and a buddy got beef? moo. let me help you graze it away.
In honor of Valentine’s Day 2021, I’m opening up my books for relationship resolutions!
We’re going to dig into your guys’ charts, but with an emphasis on Mars signs and houses (what up, he’s my chart ruler y’all), Chiron synastry, and cognitive type.
I don’t just focus on squares in your composite chart — I focus on how a tension between you two is supposedly helping you guys heal some sort of strange karmic pain. I also focus on how, on an earthly level, your Jungian cognitive functions may be screwing it all up.
There will be no blaming in this house! We'll spend time explaining each of you.
The session includes 2 hours of coaching with me, a report on suggestions for communication, a functions typing form required to be filled out by you both (yes, your Jungian cognitive type plays a lot into this), and a 30 minute follow up in 2 weeks.
saturn is in the house (literally) to heal you.
This session is perfect for those who want a trauma-informed approach to astrology that prioritizes one aspect of the chart. We could talk forever about your money aspects, your health aspects, your career aspects, but this is where the real inner work lies. In the pain that will set you free.
I know a shit ton about this topic, to be quite frank.
I’ve been able to map out the last 3 year of my life based on the lessons I want to learn. I want to write books on the topic of manifesting your ideal pain. We all have problems — even rich people, for example, have to worry about taxes to where it controls them — that would be a joy to have compared to the present ones we have.
My philosophy is we come home to ourselves back into the embrace of Saturn, like the Biblical parable of the Prodigal Son.
My customized journal prompts will be here to guide you every step of the way. Book a session today if you’re interested.
relationship resolution is cool with me.
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