tarot and astrological psychoanalysis
for people who want insight without tooo much mystical bullshit.
What’s In A Session?
I use tarot and astrology as frameworks for understanding timing, patterns, and what you're not seeing in your current situation. Think of them as diagnostic tools—personality frameworks that reveal where you're working with or against your own design.
What Actually Happens:
I pull your chart, look at current transits, draw tarot cards, and synthesize into:
What's being activated in your life right now (astrological timing)
Patterns you're repeating or blind spots you're missing (tarot reframe)
How your chart suggests you make decisions (your actual authority, not "should")
Specific insight about the question/situation you brought
This is NOT:
Predictive (I can't tell you when you'll meet your person or get the job)
Prescriptive (I won't tell you what to do)
Validating (I won't just tell you what you want to hear)
This IS:
Analytical (patterns, timing, frameworks)
Honest (including the hard parts)
Specific to your question (not generic)
You'll Get Value From This If:
✓ You have a specific question or decision that needs a new perspective
✓ You want your chart translated into useful information (not just "you're a Scorpio rising, so mysterious!")
✓ You're curious about timing and themes being activated right now
✓ You can handle complexity and nuance (most situations aren't simple)
✓ You understand predestination vs. free will as a both/and (patterns exist AND you have agency)
Session Options:
Transit + Tarot Consultation (60 min) You bring a specific question or situation. I use current transits + tarot to provide perspective. Some chart familiarity helpful but not required. ($100)
Solar Return Reading (60 min) For recent birthdays. We analyze your profection year and review the past year's themes to contextualize what's coming. Chart knowledge required. ($125)
Chart Analysis + Tarot (90 min) Comprehensive look at your birth chart combined with tarot spread for your specific question. Best for people who want deep pattern analysis over the course of their life. Previous chart familiarity helpful. ($150)
Sliding scale on advisory offerings page applies to only 60-minute sessions.
What People Are Saying
“I don't usually resonate with spiritual content, but when I came across Crystal something about her approach compelled me to take the leap. Crystal's mix of spiritual practices and cognitive functions made so much sense to me and immediately helped me interact with clients, friends, family, and the world, with more tact and comfort. Crystal's hybrid approach to merging spiritual and science gave me to confidence to really own who I am while learning how to relate to, and write for, my ideal client. Before, even as a copywriter, I was afraid to be too blunt and harsh for people. Crystal gave me insights into my gifts, and now I feel so rooted in who I am and how I can use those gifts in ways that better resonate and serve my clients. If you're ready to own the gifts that make you the only person who can do what YOU do, Crystal is for you.”
— Monica Schrock
Unsocially Inclined
“Crystal helped me tap into my real self to completely understand the energetic component of who I am, my business messaging and what I have to offer. I received clarity and permission to show up both powerfully and vulnerably as my authentic self. She intuitively helped me draw out the powerful content that speaks to the SOUL of my audience in my authentic voice. I finished our session with pages of notes about myself and my vision that I turned into more than a month of content for social media and email marketing that felt soul-baring real, and also incredibly good!”
— Rebecca Cafiero
The Pitch Club
“I was undergoing huge shifts as a person and in my business and needed help making sense of these shifts. Crystal brought me immense clarity. She not only helped me make sense of these shifts by showing me how these shifts were related and what the bigger picture was, she also provided me with action items I could take based on what was happening. Beyond this, working with Crystal was truly a delight. She was energetic and kind and saw in me qualities that I've sometimes doubted myself for. She reassured me that my gifts are NEEDED and told me exactly why. I left our call feeling lighter, energized, and clear. I highly recommend working with Crystal to understand what your gifts are and how you can leverage them in your business, all while gaining a huge confidence boost!”
— Annabelle Schmitt
Business Coach for Womxn of Color
Not seeing what you need, but feel called to work with me?
Contact me and we can give you a customized experience. I also offer some combinations with Human Design, Enneagram, and other modalities.